Millions!

If all these mails were true...

I would be in a Caribbean cruise,

Or sipping piñacolada while lazily lounging under the Hawaiian sun.

And,

I wouldn’t be warming my butt on this gray office chair and monitoring cellular problems.

And,

I would have millions of moolah to my name by now (and have a number of a Swiss bank in my phonebook :D).

If.

But because these mails are hoax, I am right here sitting on this gray ergo seat and patiently deleting all of these.

And just dreaming.